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Title: Bad weekend
Post by: RDFL on December 04, 2021, 03:30:30 PM
https://www.businessinsider.in/international/news/bomb-squad-called-to-er-after-a-patient-turned-up-with-a-wwii-artillery-shell-lodged-in-his-rectum-police-say/amp_articleshow/88090816.cms
Title: Re: Bad weekend
Post by: BlueR32 on December 04, 2021, 04:54:52 PM
That's a literal PITA
Title: Re: Bad weekend
Post by: SoCal250 on December 04, 2021, 08:21:49 PM
Million to one shot Doc, million to one!

"...patient told doctors at Gloucestershire Royal Hospital that he "slipped and fell" on the two-inch-wide artillery shell."
Sounds like he borrowed from the Seinfeld script but forgot to use "Fusilli Jerry". Used projectile when he should have used pasta.  :dawg:


Title: Re: Bad weekend
Post by: Hawaii-Mike on December 05, 2021, 12:57:22 AM
Yes it sounds like Seinfeld and it's a fishy story, don't you think?  What are the odds?