Bad weekend

[RDFL]

https://www.businessinsider.in/international/news/bomb-squad-called-to-er-after-a-patient-turned-up-with-a-wwii-artillery-shell-lodged-in-his-rectum-police-say/amp_articleshow/88090816.cms

[BlueR32]

That's a literal PITA

[SoCal250]

Million to one shot Doc, million to one!

"...patient told doctors at Gloucestershire Royal Hospital that he "slipped and fell" on the two-inch-wide artillery shell."
Sounds like he borrowed from the Seinfeld script but forgot to use "Fusilli Jerry". Used projectile when he should have used pasta. 

[Hawaii-Mike]

Yes it sounds like Seinfeld and it's a fishy story, don't you think?  What are the odds?