You find some funny stuff on CL

[nojoke2stroke]

worth a read for the comic value alone.  Not a 2-stroke, but I got a kick out of it.

https://austin.craigslist.org/mcy/d/kyle-2015-scrambler-classic/6873638682.html

Here's the write up...

Look, we both know that summer is the time to do awesome shit and I'm sure you're cool as fuck; you're looking at motorcycles on fucking Craigslist, but are you as cool as you could be? Lets be real here if you're still looking then there's room in your life for a motorcycle (or maybe a second) and this is the one for you. Lemme tell you why: Spoked wheels, Kreiga saddle bags, frame sliders, power commander, SC project exhaust and a shit ton of Rizoma bull shit make this a bike to behold. Regardless of whether you smoke, vape, or juice, this little velocipede will make you look as cool as you deserve. With only 8000 miles on the clock there's plenty of room for you to rack up some of your own. Tires are fresh at about 6500 miles last year.

You might be asking yourself, "this guy seems cool though too so why is he selling this?" I bought this bike as an anniversary gift for my ex-wife and I've got too much in common with it now because she doesn't want to ride either of us these days so all we do is sit in the garage together and cry. This bike deserves better than that.

Buy it. Ride it. Make it your own.

[Hawaii-Mike]

This could turn into a long thread!  The bike is a Ducati Scrambler but it could be anything from a Puch moped to a cruiser turned into a "crape racer".