Party Pooper

[RDFL]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/maryland-police-remind-residents-to-wear-pants-to-mailbox-this-is-your-final-warning/ar-BB12GxDR?ocid=spartanntp

[rodneya]

Pretty sure a long t-shirt counts

I like the headline further down - 64 year old man accidentally ejected himself during a flight in a fighter jet.

[RDFL]

Yeah, I started to link that one too, could you imagine I'm sure he needed a pants change after that.